Friday, December 18, 2009
It's Friday Night. Do You Know Where Your Penis Is?
It's Friday night--Do you know where your penis is?
Obesity is robbing our nation of its manhood--literally.
Adipose tissue in those giant bellies is converting testosterone into estrogen. Yes, THAT estrogen. Obesity is emasculating our men. Man boobs, man-o-pause, manly night sweats?? Are we gonna let this happen?
It doesn't stop there. Our overweight boys on the cusp of puberty are awash in estrogen too instead of testosterone. Our obese little girls are getting breasts and their periods in 1st grade instead of 8th. We're a nation of women--but not in a good way. This isn't a feminist movement, but rather a feminizing movement. And that aint good.
Ah Men--their square jaws, broad shoulders, taut chests--they're my favorite. And I'd like to keep the world ratio about 50/50 men to women.
And yet our men are overly in touch with their feminine side, having eaten themselves limp. That's right. This excess estrogen lessens libido and bedroom performance. Forget that rock-hard, 130 degree angle of magnificence--this is castration by obesity. All-Eunuch-Can-Eat-Buffet Style...
Do this. Tonight in the shower, look down... Glorious sight or nothing but belly? No man should stand for an obscured view of his manhood. If I had what you have, I'd really like to be able to see it in person, not just in the mirror.
And Warning Ladies: A good man is hard to find... but a hard man is becoming nearly impossible...
Save the Manhood..!
Posted by MeMe Roth at 9:48 PM
Labels: erectile dysfunction, man boobs hardness factor, MeMe Roth, obesity estrogen, obesity expert, obesity feminizing men, save the manhood, steven lamm
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Ahaha... MeMe has done it again! Fantastic article. Humorous but informative at the same time.
I tried to warn them! Maybe they'll listen to you, MeMe :-)
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